there is an Eight Mile, Alabama?!?!

i wonder if Eminem knows?!

i am officially taking applications for a new salsa partner. 

applications can be sent to Kali Herron at kali.herron@student.oc.edu.

if you are interested, please contact myself so we can set up an interview.

this is a once in a lifetime offer, so take advantage of it.

i have moves, just like j lo, but you cant use your moves without a partner. 

no, really, i'm taking applications.

i decided that sunday afternoons are officially reserved for a good solid nap.  why sleep durring the week when you have all of sunday afternoon to nap?  i am going to live by this from now on.  next sunday, its on.

yesterday, i tried to start this weekly shindig of the sunday afternoon nap but i was unfortunately not successful.....

i layed in my bed for about 15 and i think i was just too wound up to actually sleep.  i mean, i layed there thinking i could be doing so many things right then.  learning how to skateboard.......practicing my crocheting hobby.......gone running.......roping cattle in the deep south........the possibilities were really endless. 

so i decided to be productive, because maybe being productive would put me in the mood for a good sunday afternoon nap.  it made sense in my head, perfect sense.  what to do?  what to do?  even though my possiblities really were endless, i found myself doing something very constructive.  the idea came to me as though it was the smartest thing i'd ever do.......

i made a couch cover for our sick oc apartment couch. 

so, as i'm thinking about what i'm writing, i now realized why my roommate made fun of me when she walked into the apartment yesterday.....

i have WAY too much time on my hands........WAAAAAY too much time........

this is what happens when me and kari watch tv and talk on the internet at the same time.

Kari Herron: hey kal pal
Kali Herron: what up?
Kari Herron: not much
Kari Herron: you?
Kali Herron: oh nothing, just watchin SVU
Kari Herron: METOOO!
Kali Herron: no way!
Kali Herron: that suspect kid is freakin me out.
Kari Herron: he was on dawson's creek
Kali Herron: really?
Kali Herron: i didnt know that.
Kari Herron: yeah.  he was the blonde girl's boyfriend for a while
Kali Herron: oh, really? 
Kari Herron: how'd it end? i missed it
Kali Herron: oh, it was the raper
Kali Herron: they found the chick's earring
Kari Herron: crazy
Kali Herron: i know
Kali Herron: it was nuts.
Kali Herron: they punk me pretty good every time.....
Kali Herron: i never can guess it.
Kari Herron: lol
Kali Herron: even though i try
Kari Herron: it's because they don't even bring the suspect into the picture until the middle of the show.
Kali Herron: i know
Kali Herron: but sometimes, they bring them in at the begining and then let them leave, and bring them back. 
Kari Herron: yeah, man
Kari Herron: and then like the hot girl does all her hot investigating and it totally distracts you anyway 
Kali Herron: i know, she is hot.  great eyebrows, great jaw line, hot.
Kali Herron: anywho...
Kali Herron: like that one with martin short where he pretended to be a crazy mental telepathy guy
Kari Herron: oh my gosh
Kari Herron: that was sooooooo creepy
Kali Herron: you saw that one?
Kari Herron: heck yes i did
Kari Herron: it freakedity-eeked me out!
Kali Herron: i know!
Kali Herron: i wanted to punch him in the babymaker.
Kari Herron: and he was like yeah all crazy to his wife.  "murder these people and i'll make babies with you"
Kali Herron: yeah, but then he only wanted virgins.
Kali Herron: and she lied
Kali Herron: and it was nuts.
Kari Herron: oh man
Kari Herron: and he was like reading their faces
Kari Herron: like with olivia
Kari Herron: and she was faking it
Kari Herron: and he was like "BAM! you're not married"
Kali Herron: i know!!!! 
Kari Herron: dude, do you get vh1?
Kari Herron: cause you have to watch this bad breakup song countdown with me so we can make fun of it
Kali Herron: haha
Kari Herron: seriously
Kali Herron: i will, let me find the channel
Kari Herron: it's a hulk hogan commercial right now
Kari Herron: now it's a vodka commercial
Kari Herron: oh, i forgot to keep updating you.  it's a taco bell one now
Kari Herron: oh, now there's a black buy in blue
Kari Herron: with a cell phone
Kari Herron: now it's a giant red ball
Kari Herron: on a black background
Kari Herron: oh, ballerina in the fridge
Kari Herron: oreos
Kari Herron: triplets
Kali Herron: i'm looking! i'm looking!
Kari Herron: ky warming sex gel commercial
Kali Herron: found it!
Kari Herron: yes!
Kali Herron: thank you KY warming touch jelly.
Kari Herron: he he
Kari Herron: fo sho!
Kari Herron: i like how your xanga says "shoot, you crazy"
Kari Herron: how come?
Kali Herron: i say that sometimes.
Kali Herron: as though i was a black person
Kari Herron: ooh, he's kinda hot
Kari Herron: not him
Kali Herron: if you like wierd lookin people
Kari Herron: not the green shirt guy
Kari Herron: the one before him
Kari Herron: lololol
Kali Herron: oh, my bad
Kari Herron: look at that guy!
Kari Herron: the gray haired singy one
Kali Herron: ah, too many guys, too fast.
Kari Herron: sorry
Kali Herron: that chick is huge. 
Kari Herron: dude, did you see that guy's name? it was like okniegurielsktieteaiwa
Kali Herron: is he hot? or asian? i didnt see him. 

Kari Herron: them two are so the same i say 'you want ice cream' they both say "yes"

yeah, our conversations are usually like that.

today, i enjoyed a lovely evening of shopping with my good pal clelyn.  as we were on the way back from our extremely productive and eventful time together, we notice a woman stopped in the middle of the road.  no hazard lights or anything.  she proceeded to get out of her car and move towards the hood.  i could tell that both clelyn and i shared the same amount of concern.  should we stop to help her?  is there anything we can do?  questions ran through our minds.  as we get closer to the car, we see this woman run across the busy street with something in her hand.  what was so important that she had to stop in the middle of the road, and freely run across traffic?  well, it was a turtle......of all things.

i find this rather amusing because in this day and age, someone could be stranded on the side of the road and no one would stop to help, but what does america stop for?  turtles. 

amazing.